Everyone knows what Tinder is for, here's some wine and let's get laid already

Honey, come on, get it in — my pussy's already flowing

That's a happy squirt — and all I gave her was flowers

Demonstrably rubbed it with the hope that there would soon be a penis there

When you're alone, every new neighbor is a new reason to fuck

The guy is so fucking annoying, he calls and won't let me meet his roommate

Did I tell you not to touch your own pussy? Now you won't be wearing pantyhose

My pussy was so juicy it was coming out of my panties, I rubbed it for a buzz

She admitted that she fucks me for a reason, and she's already in the pussy

Hey, I even licked your ass and you didn't give me a blowjob

Okay, who's a lesbian here? I'm going to teach you how to love dicks

He never came from a blowjob — I had to agree to anal again

You don't have to seduce this roommate, she comes right out without her panties

Why did you put your finger up your ass? Giving it to me, my finger is bigger

Your pussy is fucking plump — I wouldn't mind cumming in it

My husband is nothing, so I bring strangers home for sex

Son, why are your hands on my tits? Don't be cheeky, or I won't sit on my dick

Lift up your beautiful legs in white stockings and you'll get deeper

Wiggled the money and there's already a busty seduced beautiful legs for cheating

"Does your girlfriend mind?" — What a question, start sucking on it already

Five stars at Uber is good, but a customer's pussy for a tip is better

I don't get it! What's with the boob boner? I have a boyfriend

She's the one that's leaking lube on my dick, but she won't let me cum in her pussy

Just whining about anal pain and already she's getting high from her orgasm